The Ultimate Adventure: The Battle and its Combatants

Jeffrey the Totally Lame Vampire Slayer pulled his puny body from his pity chocolates and sad romantic movies. Wiping his flowing tears with flowery scented tissues, he made a crucial call.

"Hello? Are you calling for the mysterious pie?" answered Aila Excellence curiously. Jeffrey hesitated to wipe away his sadness for an awkward moment. Then he spoke, heartbroken.

"We shall bring the mysterious pie on our quest."

"Why would we quest now, if I may ask? Should I bring cookies? I don't believe this to be an actual quest, either. I'm guessing that Jay simply looked at Miss Jenna-sen more than you today."

"But... I like calling it a quest. It sounds less stupid. As for cookies, of course. They'll feed my empty soul." whined Jeffrey the Totally Lame Vampire Slayer uncharacteristically.

"He will relinquish, if you fight him to the death.", Aila conceded. "I'll be there soon with my famous chocolate chip cookies and a shiny axe, 'kay?" Aila Excellence hung up her sloth shaped phone with determination and a plan. She put on a sparkly pink sloth dress, matching 7 inch platform heels, and the snazziest cat eyes known to the gods. Holding onto her taxidermized pink sloth in her short arms, it was clear who was boss.

Jeffrey wore a boring shirt from Bermuda and clearly didn't mean business. And he was a combatant in the war against Jay, no less!

The pie of shrouded mystery teleported himself to Jeffrey's house somewhat creepily. Enthralled by the mere sight of an unemotional teenager in an old Bermuda shirt and ratty jeans, the pie felt terribly motivated to cheer on Jeffrey the Totally Lame Vampire Slayer. Everyone was ready for the impending battle except Jay and his taxidermized monkey.

I apologize for being AWOL for so long, and beg your forgiveness.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hug and http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kiss

Aila Jones

P.S. I wonder why the entry on kissing is so much longer...